Ode To Drunk Driving

O, the wondrous feeling of not knowing where you’re going,
And being so happy that you don't even mind.
Who cares that you can't stay inside the brightly colored lines,
As long as your having a good time.
Don't bother stopping at the red light,
Those are only there for boring people.
You don't have to worry about the family in the van
Just play demolition derby with their car.
After all, you usually end up fine.