Can a man find perfect love? Yes! (Humor) |
The Perfect Love I've read so many love poems about finding my "soul mate" as if it was predestined by the fickle hand of fate. If you're looking for true love - one that will never fail - may I suggest a cold nose and a wagging tail? She's always glad to see you and listens when you talk and helps you stay in shape when you take her for a walk. She's always sympathetic when you've had a hard day but she'll be the first in line if you decide you want to play. She'll never say that you're too fat or that your butt's too wide and in any argument she'll always take your side. She'll listen to your bad jokes, even think that you are clever. She'll never stare into your eyes and drolly say "Whatever..." She's always up for kissing and she won't steal the covers. She'll protect when you need it and scrutinize your lovers. My final word on this to make the list complete - She'll never once complain if you leave up the toilet seat! Notes: An entry for "Invalid Item" Prompt: Love, love, love Thank you for taking the time to read my words. Please, if you're going to rate this, leave a comment. Come to think of it - as long as you're here, leave a comment . Criticisms, thoughts, reactions, yes ā even a kind word of encouragement ā are all equally welcome Ken |