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Food & Sex- combine the two and you'll find out what your sex style is like... |
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31 Flavors by Shannon Ray Sex and food- the two go together like chocolate and peanut butter, P.B. and J, steak and potatoes, and milk and cookies. Our appetite for one only seems to be outweighed by our craving for the other. We spend our time in immeasurable hours of feeling hungry/horny, wondering when we were going get our next hit- be food or sex. This link though may be more primitive then you think- Dionysus, the God of Fertility, is also the God of Crops. And those who “relish” one often crave the other before, afterwards, and during. Food is an addiction sex is also addiction, maybe the best addiction of them all. Many an affair has started over a diner course. And preparing that special meal can be as intimate, or as traumatic, as having sex with them. The romantic dinner, the late night craving and the noon quickie are all escalations to sex. Certain foods even are thought to be an aphrodisiac like whipped cream, chocolate syrup, powered honey flavored jams and jellies and even Chez Whiz. Grapes, fed one at a time, are a staple of B-movies about decadent, imperial Romans. We give our loved one’s nicknames related to food –sugar, sweetie, honey, and muffin. And of course phrase’s like fish taco, hot- beef injection and hair pie grace the lips of most middle to high school students for years. The same adjectives can even be described for both sex and food: rich, spicy, mouth watering, sticky, messy, smooth, gooey, hot, cold, and in different. We also swallow, lick, bite, taste, suck and spit our way thru many courses and many lovers. Haven’t we wished for the pizza delivery person to show up with a different kind of pie? And if they doe, will the "30 minutes or free" be adjusted to all services rendered. And who hasn’t tried to recreate the refrigerator scene from “9 ½ Weeks”? But how about combining the Betty Crocker Cookbook with the Kama Sutra? What if Julia Childs and Dr Ruth wrote the definitive sexual cooking book? This question became the topic during recent cocktail hour with friends. “If you had to compare sex with your lover to a food or beverage what one and why?” Their reactions and answers were mixed. In the end, strawberry quick (sweet and smooth going down), brand “x” roman noodles (a basic staple), and poorly made sushi (tons of hype over some raw fish and rice) is what we came up with. So I ask you, does your lover make you think of gumbo (a savory mix with kick) or box of instant mashed potatoes (a quick fix)? Do they melt in your mouth? … Finger-licking good? … Good to the last drop? - Appetizers- foreplay, foreplay, foreplay. With this lover, sex is finger- foods as its best. -The meat and potatoes type- basic but still wonderful. The kind of sex that sticks to your ribs. Juicy, tender and who so filled with calories. It maybe not be as spicy as you’d like, but established is the name of this game. -The seven-course meal- rare treat in itself. All the bases, no stone is left• unturned in this meal, no taste bud left wanting. You walk away feeling full and satisfied in every way. -The buffet- a bit of everything and a whole lot waste of time. Remember-• your eyes usually are bigger than your appetite. This lover feels it’s a necessity to try and serve it all instead of mastering a few. - The convince store/ fast food- microwave burrito’s and greasy burgers with• fries are a fun treat sometimes, but is this really a meal that you’d like all the time? -Comfort Foods- these are the lovers that feel like home. They remind you of• good old fashion Sunday meals of fried chicken, lumpy mashed potatoes with homemade gravy and all the sides. They seem to know every inch, every part of you all at once. -The desert cart- the sweetest of the sweet. Indulge yourself in the• never-ending array of cakes, pastries, and pies. But remember ladies, too sweets leads to tooth decay. We are instilled with two basic appetites- one for sex and one for food. With some lovers, you might starve to death from lack of nutrition. While with others, you may need “Overeaters Anonymous”. The future may show foreplay as a menu idea and many positions as carcinogenic. Lovemaking with any partner can be a feast or famine- a speculator buffet or letdown of leftovers. But it is always what you make of it. The proof, after all, is in the pudding. |
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