A Sitcom about a Fascist Dictator who rule over a Latin American Tropical Paradise |
FADE IN: INT. IN THE REBEL'S CAVE - DAY The Dictator's worst Enemy plans a Strike against him like he's doin every day to dump him from his Throne and take his Place his Name is Fredo Rizitelli he wears a Red Suit made out of Gum, a Dark Red Cape, a Hat like Stalin and a Eyemask and is the Leader of the Revolutionary Communist Liberation Front who is much worser than the Actual Regime today Fredo sits in his Chair of the Commandante who is made out of Black Plastic in the Control Center in his Hiding Cave who is under a Mountain in the Jungle and have a new Plan to dump the Dictator from his Throne and get Dictator instead of the Dictator like every Week he explain his Plan to his dumb but loyal Helpers Sergio and Roberto who stands beside him Roberto is a slender Guy wearing a Red and White Striped Shirt a Red Bandana and a Eye Patch Sergio is a fat Guy with a Brown-Green Striped Shirt a Green Bandana and also a Eyepatch who are gay with each other like Ruben & Kabush SERGIO Im Bored what do we do today ROBERTO Yeah that's a good Point what we doin today? How about Badminton? SERGIO No that's too much Action for me how about Mini Golf and a Pizza afterwards? ROBERTO No lets go to the Atlantis and slide down the big Slides ive heard they have new one who is like a gian Toilet FREDO My worthless Abjects your Ideas are good but i have a much better Idea SERGIO What Kind of Idea? FREDO I got a Plan to kill the Dictator and take his Place on the Throne of Fictivia ROBERTO That's much better than our Idea FREDO I'm calling the Palace and pretend to be a Doctor who advise the Dictator that he is sick and he must sleep over the Afternoon what he doin in any Case he love to have a Sleep at his Balustrade at the Afternoon while you lead the Rebels to cause some trouble on the Streets where the Rebels are in Fight with the National Security to attract their look away from their Leader so that I can jump with a Wire on Ernestos Balustrade and chop his Head off and claim the Throne that i want for myself for so much Years an finally can be the Dictator of this wonderful Country ROBERTO That's a brilliant Idea SERGIO I think so too Big One FREDO So let's prepare for that Roberto go to Bob's Wire Shop and buy the Wire and Sergio inform the Troops about their Assigment And so they do Roberto is going to Bob's Wire Shop and buy the Wire and Sergio is going to inform the Revolutionary Fighters to what they have to do while Fredo calls the Palace pretending to be a Doctor Short Switch to the Palace KABUSH President's Palace Here is Kabush who is online? Short Switch to the Cave FREDO Here is Dr. Rangenmeier i have bad News for the Dictator he is sick he better get to sleep over the Evening Short Switch to the Palace KABUSH Presidente it was Dr. Reigenmeier he says you are sick and must sleep over the Evening ERNESTO Than i better do that So the Dictator take some Sleep Pills and flush them down with a Bottle of Wodka and lay down at his Couch on the Balustrade to take a Sleep and order his Men to take the Control ERNESTO While im sleeping you both in Charge make me proud and don't border my Sleep No Matter what ever happenend Short Switch to the Cave Meanwhile Sergio command the Troops to start their Mission and introduce them what to do SERGIO Today you Guys come out of the Cave again The Men cheers of Joy SERGIO You run to the City and cause Trouble throw Stones into Shops, burn Cars and hit Civilizts make the City to a burning Hell The Men cheer again INT. IN THE WIRE'S SHOP - DAY Roberto went to Bob's Wire Shop inside he is not sure what Kind of Wire he want to buy and the Shop Owner talks to him BOB Can i help you? ROBERTO Yes im searching for a Wire BOB A specific Kind of Wire? ROBERTO I'm not sure if i can talk with you about it BOB You can talk with me about everything ROBERTO Can i really trust you BOB Of Sure im a honest Man ROBERTO Ok i want a Wire where a Man slide down to kill chop another Man's Head off BOB Ah for that Case i would prefer the Stableton PR-16 a very solid Wire made of Titan Steel with a extra soft Casing made out a Velvet where a Man can slide on very fast without burning his Hands ROBERTO Thanks that's perfect i buy that BOB That make 600 Fictivios BOB Competent and Cheap you really a honest Man Roberto gives Bob the Money take the Wire and leaving the Shop ROBERTO Ciao and thanx four Help BOB I'm the one who must thank you areviderci and much Luck for the Chopping INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY Meanwhile in the Salagars House Conchita try to talk her Mother in to buy her a Diamond Coulier CONCHITA Please Mum buy me that Diamond Coulier Dad can afford it easily damn he's the Dictator he can get everything BEATRICE The Thing is have you earn this? CONCHITA Please I do everything for that BEATRICE What you doin for this? CONCHITA I clean my Room BEATRICE And that is a Favour to us? Beatrice walks into the Kitchen wheres Conchita follows her CONCHITA and walks into the Kitchen wheres Conchita follows her In this Moment the Phone rings and Felipe hang up FELIPE Salagar Residence Felipe on Line and Esmeralda is on the Line ESMERALDA Hey Felipe my cute Darling how are you FELIPE Hey my beloved Esmeralda im that enthuiastic for your Visit this Weekend ESMERALDA Hey Felipe thats what im talk about with you i can't visit you this Weekend FELIPE Why that? ESMERALDA Me and my Family visit our Relatives in San Homunda this Weekend im sorry maybe i show up for a Visit by you next Weekend FELIPE Oh ESMERALDA Are you ok with that? FELIPE Yes im Fine ESMERALDA Than im glad i thought you very not happy with that in the first Place in this Case i had stayed with you but when you happy im happy and im visting my Relatives bye bye and wait for me FELIPE Esmeralda wait... but she hanged up and he try to call her back but Conchita is holding the Line talking to her Friend Bellaria CONCHITA It's that unfair that i din't become a Diamond Coulier FELIPE Conchita please clear the Line i have a important Call CONCHITA My is important too FELIPE No it isn't you talking about that stupid Diamond Coulier i want to to call my Girlfriend that she is staying here instead of driving to her Relatives in San Hormunda CONCHITA First of all the Diamond Coulier isn't stupid but you right your Case is more important Bellaria i must break in for a While my stupid Brother must talk to his Girlfriend BELLARIA Your Brother have a Girlfriend? CONCHITA Yes that was a Surprise for me too ESMERALDA Who is it? CONCHITA Esmeralda BELLARIA What Esmeralda the hippest Girl in School except of you i mean CONCHITA Yes i can't imagine it for myself FELIPE (annoyed) Conchita CONCHITA Oh sorry i hang up now Bellaria bye BELLARIA Bye Felipe try to call Esmeralda but nobody hang on because the allready drive on so he decided to call his Friend Ramon to come over to kill the Time FELIPE Hey Ramon wanna play some Star Trek Role Play on the Weekend with me RAMON O Yeah that would be great My Mum is driving me to you in a few Minutes The Baby sits on his Chair and notice some Rat who rans thru the House right to Bathroom and jumps in the Toilet the Baby take the Chase and jumps in into the Toilet too and flushs down and scream BABY Again INT. THE RIOT - DAY Meanwhile the Riot on the Streets begin the Communists come out their hidings in the bushes and ran over the Street and overturn and burn Cars, throwing Stones in Windows and attack Civilizists on their Way to the Palace the National Security leaded by Kabush and Ruben realize the Situation very quick and march on and attack the Revolutionarys without waking up the Dictator like they promised and Fredo brings the Wire on the Top of the Building on the opposite Site to the Palace FREDO It's nice how the Dictator sleeps like a Baby but this will be his last Sleep soon the Victory is mine and i am the new Dictator KABUSH Soldiers spread out and kill this fucking Communists Pigs let nobody alive no Prisoners The Soldiers come out of their Barracks and spread on the Streets INT. AT THE SALGAR'S HOME - DAY Meanwhile in the House Conchita still tries to talk her Mother in to the Diamond Coulier but shes still blocking up CONCHITA Mum Please it will kill nobody BEATRICE I will kill you ive you didn't stop to ask me about that CONCHITA No you wouldn't do that you wouldn't do that right? while Felipe and Ramon begins to play Star Trek Felipe is dressed like Captain Picard and Ramon is dressed like the Borg Queen who tries to talk Picard in to get a Borg RAMON You don't know what Pleasure it is to be a Part of the Collective to know everything and share everything with the other Members of the Collective FELIPE Im fine of my own i always been an Individuum and i always stay an Individuum no Matter what happenend while the Baby crouches through the Canalization for the Hunt on Rats the rush fast over all the time and thinks the Baby can tag they but they did'nt know the Baby BABY I find you Rat no Matter where you hiding you INT. THE RIOT - DAY meanwhile the Riot on the Streets raise his Peak anywhere theres be Shootouts and Fistfights the Rebels loot and burn everything and the National Security try to kill much of them as possible and shoot into the Crowd with Water Cannons full of Deadly Poison and Fredo makes him ready to jump while the President sleeps on his Couch on the Balustrade KABUSH Blue Troops run to the Montebieno Street and shot down all Revolutionarys there Red Troops run to the Silverstar Road and shot down all Revoluionarys there Green Group you run to the Santiago Boulevard and clear it from that Scum Blue Group you get to the Salagar Harbor and throw them to the Sea, Golden Group you kill all of them in the Paradise Gardens, Black Group you get to the Cemetary Disrict and fill the Graves with them, Purple Group you clear up the Red Light District Pink Group you find and destroy all of them in the Gay District and Special Group clean up the Salagar Boulevard with the Water Cannons with the Deadly Poison And so they do Red Troops run to the Silverstar Road and shot down all Revoluionarys there the Green Group run to the Santiago Boulevard and clear it from that Scum Blue Group get to the Salagar Harbor and throw them to the Sea, the Golden Group kill all of them in the Paradise Gardens, The Black Group get to the Cemetary Disrict and fill the Graves with them, The Purple Group clear up the Red Light District The Pink Group find and destroy all of them in the Gay District and the Special Group clean up the Salagar Boulevard with the Water Cannons with the Deadly Poison like Kabush commanded FREDO Soon i jump The Victory is that near i can feel it on my Lips What Fredo feel on his Lips it's just Gun Powder INT. AT THE TORTURE PRISON - DAY Meanwhile Beatrice is at Work and holds a naked fat and hairy Man on a Dog Leash while he must walk over Peaked Barbs Conchita stands beside her and still try to talk her in a diamond coulier CONCHITA Mum please everyone in my Class have one why not i BEATRICE Because everybody in your Class is Slut CONCHITA Thats not true BEATRICE Be Honest Conchita CONCHITA Ok is it so but i don't have need to be a slut ive you buy me one MAN AT THE LEASH Buy her the goddamn Coulier Beatrice pull his Leash stronger BEATRICE Shut up you ugly Piece of Garbage INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY Meanwhile Ramon still try to talk Felipe in to get a Borg by himself but he blocked and holds the same dramatic Speech Picard holds in Star Trek Meanwhile the Baby caught his first Rat with a Trap, eat it permanently and screams BABY I get all of you you little Bastards and the Rats are not so self-confidently anymore and ran now with Panic INT. THE RIOT - DAY Meanwhile Fredo sets off to Jump all is working fine in a few secons he is the new Dictator he rush down the Wire and is ready to chop the Dictator's Head off but just in the Moment he arrives at the Balustrade the Dictator is waking up and ducks him for a Penny and Fredo crash into the Wall and loose all his teeth meanwhile the National Security gains the Control with the Help of German Panzers KABUSH Let the Panzer's roll up and the Communists who doesen't stomp by the Panzers ran away and hiding again in the Bushes once more the Day is Saved and the Power is in the Right Hands and the Dictator decides that his Work is done and its Time to get Home to his Family INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - NIGHT Meanwhile in the House Conchita tells her Mother that she allready have a Diamond Coulier CONCHITA You don't have need to buy me a Diamond Coulier anymore i found a Boy who spend it to me BEATRICE Oh thats beautiful but she thinks: "Another Bastard i must torture" meanwhile Ramon get it to talk Felipe into a Borg and so they walk es Borgs thru the House and the Women both gives the Bird on them in this Moment the Dictator comes home and also see them two Nerds who wairing the Borg Outfits Felipe greets him FELIPE Hey Dad how do you like our Costumes ERNESTO (Curious) Oh ya Beautiful Costumes Ernesto kisses his wife aks her about her Tortures ERNESTO How was torturing today She whispers something in his Ear and they both go upstairs together In the Last Scene the Audience sees the Baby who trones on thousands of killed rats and laughs like an Psychopath BABY I said i get all of you little Bastards FADE OUT. THE END |