I've never had goat milk quite like this, is that Brand new? |
CRAZY FOR EWE : by Mooodonna ( to tune of Madonna’s CRAZY FOR YOU) Sheering room and the screaming starts Wranglers make pokers glow in the dark Moo by Moo, now trying hard to run I see you through the jerk-smoked air Can't you smell my burning cow hair You're so close but still a pen away I'm dying for fresh hay,so glad Chorus: I'm crazy for ewe Milk me once and ewe know it's true I never had goat milk taste like this Is that brand new?,Ouch! I’m biting my cow lips I'm crazy for ewe, crazy for ewe Trying hard to control cow farts I moooove over to where ewe are Eye to thigh we feed in our own stall Slowly now I begin to moooooo Every step I'm deeper in ewe poo Soon we two are in a branding line But soon it‘s feeding time, you'll see Chorus: I'm crazy for ewe Bah-bah-bah-bah-baaah Milk me once and you'll know it's true I never had goat milk quite like this Is that brand mark new? Ouch!, I’m biting my cow lips I’m biting my cow lips because I'm crazy for ewe Milk me once and ewe know it's true I never wanted anyone like this Its that brand new?Ouch! I’m biting my cow lips I’m crazy for ewe, Crazy for ewe ,bah-bah-bah-bah-bah aah Crazy for ewe ,bah-bah-bah-bah-bah aah Crazy for ewe, bah-bah-bah-bah-bah aah Is that brand new?Ouch! im crazy for ewe and ewe know its true, im crazy, crazy for ewe Is that brand new?,Ouch! I'm crazy for ewe and ewe know its true, yeah, I'm crazy for ewe Crazy for ewe bah-bah I'm crazy for ewe bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-aaahhhhh author's notes: I was in my late teens in the 1980's. The bubble gum music of Madonna was all the rage. Being a size 6, I wore the stupid fingerless gloves, lace skirts, and oversized bows.Ah youth, you can get away with almost anything. Leg warmers always made me cringe.Why not just wear pants or tights? Later, When I was post-partum, I needed a costume for a harvest party. I was too chubby to dress as a pirate wench, or a movie star, so I chose ......... A Holstein cow, with rubber udders. My purse was a milk bucket. I figured, why not just enjoy the moment, pounds come and go. Enjoying your life is what counts. While everyone was self-conscious in their sexy duds, I was quite comfy. I had lots of room in my Bovine Jammies and could eat pizza, chocolate, whatever I wanted. My kids and family got a real kick out of my costume too. They totally cracked up. Hearing the song, "Crazy For Ewe",The lyrics and the songstress' trilling just begged to be twisted into my version. |