quote book

Kira; (talking about 69) 69? that's like a number before 70 and after 68 right?

Kira: (ralking about one of her characters) and he's the daughter of two really hot people...son i mean son

Kira: (talking about a new novel) why is it a beauitful day?
me: the birds are shinning the sun is singing

Kira: (singing) it's a door...it's a door...it's a door door door

Eileen: shake you ass
Sarah; I don't have a donkey

Eileen: (talking about the Irish) if you go to Ireland 95% of the people are Irish

Eileen: that sounds like a...oh what's the word
me: oxymoron?
Eileen: oh yeah, I knew it had moron in it

Loren: (talking about the hip hop version of while my guitar gently weeps) while my...yoyo...guitar.. yo yo...gently weeps...yo yo

Jess: look out here come the underpants!
me: we're in your schools teaching your kids

Kira; I have to take a shower because i have no pajamas

Computer: five letter word
me: bear
Kira: bear is four letters
me: uh...bears

fan fiction Kira was reading: two wrongs don't make a right
Kira; oh yeah but two Wrights made an airplane

Kira: (talking about Caspian) Caspian morphed out of a box of fridos
me: what? Fridos don't come in boxes

Sarah: I piddled outside i'm a good boy

me (talking about George's death) I say we boycott November
Loren: yes
Me: should we boycott December too?
Loren: no because it's mainly the John fans that make fun of us
me; okay we'll leave that to the John fans

Kira: (talking about Santa coming down a chimmey with a fire in it) well that's one way to roast your nuts

Me (looking at Kira's homework) and here are your monkies

Me: (looking at Kira's cord) I think it goes on your academic attire
Kira; what the cord or the 35 bucks

Me: I'm gonna go have wild passionate sex with Howard Gardner
Liz: have fun with that
me: he's gonna lecture me about MI, you know how interpersonal turns him on
Liz: just do it quietly
me: maybe I'll bring up bodily Kenestic
Liz: I don't know...he might like it too much

Kira: (talking about grades) it's just grades...any monkey could get AIDS

Kira: (talking about her uncle) he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips except the sandwitch is moldy and the chips are soggy

Mr. Comber (during experimental) I hate it when wasps interupt my class, they don't have a car, they didn't pay tuition, and they think they can come in at the very end

Eileen: (watching power rangers the movie) I want it supersized
Jess: you want it supersized huh? would you like some fries to go with it?

Kate: Grant's playing beer pong and Michael's coloring
Me: outside the lines

Kyle: (while playing D and D) it's a 16 plus cake

Me: *sticks nose in Kira's underwear* your underwear smells good
sarah: she farts roses

Kira: what kind of tea is it
me: the tea i'm drinking?
Kira: no s**t

Me: (pulling out my quote book) our handy dandy quote book
Kira: here's the mail it never fails *pause* wait a minute

Kira: Irish step dancing is a new part of ranger training
Me: if you can't Irish step dance you can't be a ranger

Kira: (on our neighbor's excessive hairdryer use) well that's one way to get a blowjob

Justin: Reseme, Stephanie Meyer must have run out of good names...she could have used f**king Lasignia.

Kira: I'm hungry too...for looooovvvveee

Me: I wish people would see what a complusive lire she is
Ria: OMG I thought that said complusive liver

Quinter: I didn't understand what you said
Kyle: woof woof bark bark woof
Quinter: ah okay

Justin: she would just have to worry about getting it unimpounded

Mom (talking about free pizza): we get free 8,99 pizza

Kyle (after my character got her blood drained): Then iI want to find fresh fruit and make her orange juice and cookies because that's what you get at the blood bank

Kyle (during one of our games): if i like them do i go up and hump their legs?

Ria (while writing our story talking about thenewno2's name): honestly it does sound like a fresh poop

Kyle: it's going to be so great that the Italian Chef is going to be all "C'est magnifique!"
Me: that's french though
Kyle: that's how great it is...he skips italian and goes right to French

Phil: it's purple mist
Kyle: it's fag fog