How To Feel About Me?!

Who could possibly know
How to feel about me?
I'm above and below
I'm blind but I see

How do they know when to talk
When to smile and walk by?
I'm cheese then I'm chalk
I'm low then I'm high

Like a yo-yo at a disco
Lights flash here and there
To stay or to go
Cut off all my hair!

Who could ever guess
What I'm going to do next?
Just a bungled up mess
Purple and Perplexed

When to approach me politely
Or grab me and pray
She won't flare up and bite me
Like she did yesterday!

I want a steady young man
I just want a good time
I don't want any plans
I'm spontaneously fine!

Upstairs is downstairs
My heart's on my sleeve
One minute I care
The next I'm cold and In Freeze

Who could conjure up magic?
To ever like such a nut
To control such a tragic
Emotional slut

What man or lady
Could live with this clown?
A huge walking MAYBE
In a self-centered town

Open the paper
At the 'seeking' for men
One that won't rape her
And preferably older than ten!

Over protective and burly
Unique and sensitive too
Can't be one man surely
Perhaps there is two?

Who could possibly know
How to feel about me?
When I've nothing to show
What I'm trying to be!