Cheap Vacation

With the high gas prices I am vacationing close to
home at the Barns Cancer Ward.
You might not think of the cancer ward being a
vacation spot. Well, it may not be the cheapest place
to vacation, but insurance helps. On the down side no
pool, no sauna. But it has an all you can eat buffet,
private room, room service, a gym and cable TV. And
they care for you such as vitals every
four hours, keeping taps on you urn out put. making
sure fluids are forced in you veins.
Now to top it off you don't have to travel very far
and use that five dollar gas. When was the last time
you took a month off at a resort? To enjoy every fine
morning I am served breakfast in bed, oh yes and lunch
and supper too. In the afternoon I enjoy my
Starbucks on the veranda watching the Gays casually
holding hands and strolling down on Euclid Ave. Its
just a great place to vacation.

I am fine and all is well.