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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1537736
SomethingAwful Prompt: Man spends life trying to punch monkey's balls.
Ever since I remember,
I've been burning like embers
stoked in a warm orange fire.
One thought has pursued me
And still does elude me
And always provoked my ire
Today was no different
No sight of deliverance
From my imprisoning need.
And I went to the zoo,
as often I do,
when opportunity knocked with due speed.
Despairing and moping
with no room for hoping
I watched as the animals stared
My dream was near shattered,
my esteem had been splattered,
and from his cage my tormentor glared.
My mind at a loss
my stomach did toss,
as I thought of our old rivalry
When I was a child
and the Monkey was riled,
his cage I did wander to see.
At first all was swell
as he sat by his well
and I looked on in utter intrigue
when out of the blue
he guffawed and spewed
his vomit and shit onto me.
He pointed and laughed
then he turned and he splashed
his urine flew to my face
And when I went home
feeling lower than low
I was kicked out, for I was a disgrace.
From that day on
I swore on my mom
that the monkey would pay for my fall
And ever since then
I've plotted my revenge,
to punch him square in the balls.
But back to the present,
I saw something pleasant,
the monkey taken out of his cage.
His head was turned round
and without making a sound
I at once unleashed my brutal rage
I ran over the children
and hurdled the keepers
as high as giraffes are tall,
My vengeance completed
My nemesis defeated
As I punched the Monkey in his Balls.


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