kicking carutthers butt

That is it I have had enough today I am going to kick carruther butt! He has chased me round the house all day I have only just got away!!
But now I am armed to the teeth and ready to go, I am going to burst out of my hole and punch that stupid cat right on the nose!!
I am tired of sneaking around all day waiting for that bloody cat to go away, today its going to stop,today he is going to pay.

Right here I go, running out my hole this is going to be a savage blow.there he is fast asleep come on Frankie dig deep.

CRASH!!! a milk bowl to the stupid cats head which sends him flying out his bed,a fork to the bottom makes him scream as he bounces off the tv screen. I slam his paw in the door but still the stupid cat comes back for more!

Right now enough is enough it really is time to get rough!! I run around the front room floor dodging the swipe of every paw finally I reach the back garden door.i swing it open just before carruthers gets me with his giant paw,and there he stands the dog from next door!!!

CHAOS erupts as carruthers feels teeth in his butt, he runs for his life but the dog is there throwing carruthers in the air, the fur is flying everywhere as the dog and the cat charge upstairs.Smashing and crashing is all I can hear with long meows of fear.

Down the stairs back they come the dog has carruthers on the run,through the back door and off down the street look at them go.

Now the house is silent, although a bit of a mess but for the time being I have got rid of carruthers that big furry pest.