Leave It In The Beaver

Leave It In the Beaver

Starring young sexy star Tony Endowed and his dad Huge Bonemount. Todays' episode starts with the phone ringing in the Cleaver home. Mr. Cleaver answers it.

Ward: Hello Cleaver residence......Oh, hello there.......Is everything allright?......I see. He did, did he?.......well you can be sure we'll talk to him when he gets home from school today. Thank you for the call.

June: What was that all about Ward? Is everything allright?

Ward: It seems your son, Wally, has gotten the busdriver pregnant again.


Later that afternoon after Wally comes home from school.

Ward: The school called this afternoon. It seems you got the busdriver pregnant again! Wally, how many times have I told you about the withdrawl method? Instead you just leave it in the beaver! Don't you think you owe us an explanation?

Wally: Gosh dad, I guess I goofed up and forgot to withdrawl.

Ward: We're very angry with you Wally. I think you should go to your room and think about what you've done.

Wally hangs his head and walks up the stairs to his room. There he meets his brother, Theodore.

Theodore: Gee whiz Wally, what was dad yelling at you about?

Wally: Dad's all sore cause I knocked up the busdriver again, and now he's really giving me the business.

Theodore: Gee Wally, how did you knock up the busdriver?

Wally: Gosh, you don't know anything about women you little creep.

Theodore: I know I'm gonna knock up plenty of women when I get older, just you wait and see.

Wally: Ahhhh. (Throws pillow at his brother)


Tomorrows episode. Same thing only different. This time the babysitter calls. Ward answers it.

Judy: Mr. Cleaver I hate to tell you this but I'm pregnant again.

Ward: Oh damn! I guess I forgot to withdrawl and instead I just left it in the beaver.

Judy: Shall we keep it?

Ward: No, no. I'd never hear the end of it from the boys at the office. Goodbye Judy.

June: What was that all about Ward? Is everything allright?

Ward: I think I owe Wally an apology


Next episode. This time Eddie rings the doorbell.

Eddie: That's a lovely sweater you have on Mrs. Cleaver.

June: Cut the crap,and hurry up. Ward will be home in 1/2 an hour. And don't be so hard on the beaver, I've already had a busy day.