Subatomic Particles

            They were on a tour of the massive particle accelerator
            in Germany. A newlywed couple Percy was fascinated
            with the pursuit of a unifying theory.
                                            Percy
            "Ya-know Sally. If these scientist can understand subatomic
            paticles. They'll be able to control the building blocks of life!"
                                            Sally
            "We've been here for hours. Do you think they sell sandwiches
            here?"
            Percy frowned at Sally. He had never gone to college, but had
            subcribed to Science Magazine. He was a machanic for a Toyota
            dealership and had enough saved for a vacation in Germany.
                                            Percy
            "I saw a place outside selling beer and sausages. Let's pork out!"
            Percy grabbed Sally's hand and raced her outside to a snack
            truck. There was a sudden burst of light. And Percy and Sally
            vanished.
            Sirens rang in their heads. They were in an ambulance. Percy
            tried to sit up, but the EMTs had strapped him down.
                                            Percy
            "Hey! Wht's going on? Where's my wife? Sally! Sally?!"
            An EMT placed a small mirror in front of Percy. He could see Sally,
            but it was his face. Sally woke up.
                                            Sally
            "Shriek! What am I doing with Percy's face? Oh-Jesus help me!"
            Sally and Percy had merged. The left side of their face was Sally,
            the right side Percy. The body appeared to be Sally's.
                                            Adeheid
            "Hello. I am Doctor Adeheid. I hope you are comfortable. You are
            very special. A totaly new person: fused together at the subatomic
            level. Do you think you can walk?"
                                            Percy
            "Just what the hell are you saying? My wife is fused to my face?"
                                            Sally
            "I'm on the left side hon. But, we've both got my body. Jesus crow!"
            Percy raised his right arm and leg, but could not move the other side.
            Sally raised the left arm and leg. Together they hobbled to their feet.
                                              Percy
            "I have to know. Am I still a man? How can we live like this?"
            Percy lifted his blue hospital smock. There was his manhood
            inside Sally's womanhood. Percy began to cry, but tears only
            came out of his right eye.
                                              Sally
            "I love you! Your still my husband. God has joined us together body
            and soul. Raise me up Je-sus!"
                                              Adeheid
          "Well. That was a good start. Your standing and talking. Would you
          like something to eat?"
          Sally grabbed Percy's manhood and stroked it vigorously. Then thrust
          the errection into her womanhood.
                                            Sally
          "I am your wife and you will be the father of my children! Halleluiah!"
                                            Percy
          "Jesus Sally. What kind of children? This is a perversion of nature!"
                                            Sally
          "I can feel your seed inside me. The Lord is my shepard I shall not
          want!"
                                            Adeheid
          "Very good. You have a healthy sex drive. Ah! Look sandwiches and
          juice. Please have some."
          Percy and Sally each held a slice of their sandwich. They took turns
          chewing. The Doctor took notes:
                                            Adeheid
          Notes. Patient is excepting transgender fusion
                    has a healthy apatite and a strong sex drive.
                    Duel personalities are compatable
                    Female apears to be stronger.
                                            Percy
          "Well, Sally I guess were joined for life. Do you like Vagas? I want
          to see that singer Taylor Swift. She's a honey."
          Sally slaps the right side of her face.
                                            Sally
          "She's just a baby! You better not cheat on me. I'll cut it off!"

          Reflections: Fusion is the future. It will revolutionize our lives.



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