A Dogs View

why cant a dog cross the road without someone blowing their horn and shouting "Put a leash on that mut".Oh they shout obsanities ,maybe they might have noticed me if they hadnt been eating their lunch while driving even I stop to eat.I hear my owner calling me back to her she cant keep up maybe if she wasnt walking in rediculous heels she might be able to walk properly.Ah a shop shall i go in maybe and buy me some asscessories cuase im concerned about how I look ya right I Geuss thats why I pee on Street!.Anyway I Cant go in theres a sign "NO Dogs " lucky I can Read not something every dog on street can do now is it?.Oh I just seen it so common nowdays acts of brutal crueltly the poor poor thing !. I Bark out " I Feel for you my friend but your stuck in that handbag now".You should have seen what the poor creature was wearing!. I was put in a abg once i accidently (Not) had a pee in it that was the first and the last time , I mean man i rather go to the pound then be in there. Beeeeeeeeep " Out of the way mut" .A man this world is barking!