Pretty Hamster

Pretty Hamster
A parody of “Pretty Woman”
By Roy Orbison


Pretty Hamster, crawling in the tube, Pretty Hamster,
Grab a jar of lube, Pretty Hamster,
I can’t believe, you’ll fit in there,
Deep in my cozy, derriere!

Mercy!

Pretty Hamster, don’t be scared of me, Pretty Hamster,
I’ll take good care of thee, Pretty Hamster, Is that a worried look I see?
You look as frightened as can be!

Rrrrowwllll!

Pretty Hamster, crawl right in,
Up my lower intestine,
Pretty Hamster, make my butt your home!
I know you’ll be nice and warm
You might even find some corn!
It’s a snug and cozy place to roam.

Cause I need you, I’m nice and tight!
Oh Pretty Hamster, don’t scratch and bite!

Pretty Hamster, by candle light,
Pretty Hamster, now don’t you fight,
Pretty Hamster, don’t run away! Hey! Please stay!
I need a good Hamster fix today.
My other Hamster passed away.
I’d buy another one, but wait!
Where did you go? Is my Hamster in the hole?
Yes, my Hamster’s in the hole!

Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Pretty Hamster!