Legend of the Fairy Tail Part II

    Due to the overwhelming response from our fan base (in actuality, a mild comment from a woman I deeply respect), it is our intention to revive the recently exterminated fairy named Cute Little Fairy With A Tail, and to continue her adventuresome events with Bob Zombie the revolutionizer of society through means of loud music.
    The question we must ask ourselves is this: how, now that she is not currently a member of the living, do we bring her back to life? Naturally, our first inclination would be encouraging our zombie friend in the traditional clapping of hands, but upon further consideration we recalled that barnyard dance he attended in his early years as a zombie when the extraneous strain on his wrists caused his hands to fall off. So that was out of the questions (for there are multiple questions in the universe).
    There was also the redundant chanting of such phrases like, "I do believe in ferries, I do, I do. I do believe in ferries, I do, I do." But nautical transportation always seems so irrelevant in cases such as these.
    That left only one option: a kiss. Bob Zombie did not make a habit of kissing fairies of whom he had only just made acquaintance, but the situation was dire indeed. So he knelt down, puckered his blue stitched lips, and closed his eyes.
    At that very moment, as chance would have it (it seems chance enjoys interruptions such as these), a beautiful tenor voice resounded through the air in the joyous song of the naive or at least the utterly inane. The song was swiftly followed by a handsome young man on a white pony. He looked to be in hot pursuit of his song.
    Bob Zombie helpfully reached out and caught its tail end holding on tightly while the young man caught up.
    "Thank you good...uh...sir," he said valiantly. He looked to be the type who would say anything so long as it was valiant. "I had feared in my heart that my gallant chase would take me far and wide in pursuit of my song."
    "Tis a fair song, and a swift one," Bob Zombie said politely. "What is your name?"
    "I am called The Prince Who Is Both Gallant And Valiant....And Courageous Too."
    "That's unfortunate," Bob Zombie said sympathetically. "I fear the author of this tale is too clever for his own good." They both stared at the ground and pondered that for a moment.
    "My uncle added the Courageous part," The Prince said wistfully. It was at that very moment that he saw Cute Little Fairy With A Tail lying on the ground. "What foul treachery is this?" he cried. "A fair maiden–"
    "Actually, a fair-y maiden," Bob Zombie corrected.
    "–lying slain by the wayside. Oh horrible tragedy! Oh...she has a tail. My, it looks as though she raided a dragon's nest, stole the tail of one of the draclings, and glued it to her...uh..."
    "Derriere," Bob Zombie supplied.
    "Yes, that! Quite attractive, actually."
    Bob Zombie shifted uncomfortably. "I was attempting to revive her, with...you know..."
    "A kiss!" cried the excitable Prince. "Allow me the honor, good sir!" He knelt down, puckered his lips, a closed his eyes. The song, seeing its chance, slipped away with a tenor murmur. "Hey!" the Prince yelled, stumbling to his feet. "Come back!"
    "Could a girl get some peace and quiet during a nap?" a small voice demanded. Everyone looked down to where Cute Little Fairy With A Tail was glowering at them. "Oh." She pointed. "Your song is getting away. Hurry up, let's chase it!"