Prince Charming

When I was little, I was inlove with the Tramp, from Lady and the Tramp..
Which is odd...As he is a dog..

Most girls were probably inlove with one of the princes, Cinderellas prince, Snow Whites prince, or even Sleeping Beautys prince...

From this I have decided, that at that young age, I was wise beyond my years..

I realised nice and young, that men are dogs...And that I would fall for all of the worst ones...All of the tramps in the litter..

I knew then; without realising, what most are only learning now...That no matter what messes you get yourself into, no matter what evil step mothers, or menacing queens throw at you...That beautiful prince, on his amazing white horse, is never going to show up..

He's never going to sweep you off your feet, or solve your problems with a kiss and a castle...