A, B, C But I want D!

This is a story about a man named Jed. Oops, wrong story sorry I get confused sometimes too much TV!  So, this one time at band camp, I… Sorry lost it again hold on.  (Something sounding like a dieing moose is heard in the background) Ok seriously, I won’t do that again. 

Have you ever felt like you were walking into a wall over and over again?  I do everyday; actually I feel more like the boy in the cement bubble because no matter which way I walk it hurts!  It works like this for me I make a choice and do one thing, it ends up being a disaster so I try another.  Same result.  It is like a chemist mixing dangerous chemicals intentionally, but “Accidentally” drinking them.  I needed money to move into a house, I was getting my tax refund but not soon enough!  Take out a loan on my car and pay it off with the tax refund when it got here? Great idea!  Poof! Smoke, but not the pretty white smoke that comes out of a smoke bomb, oh no this smoke is Black and tastes like dirt!  Forget this! Let’s just buy an above ground pool and put it where there is a covering and fans! Sounds good! 10 days later… 74 deg pool still.  Maybe that one was just stupidity but it sounded great!  Let me just take one more day off, of work they won’t mind and ill be fine!  I won’t even go there.  Lets just say “bang” is an understatement.  So by now you are probably thinking I make terrible choices.  I do!  Just think of me like justice, blind as a bat.  Ask me to fix your computer, done! Ask me to choose between burger king and taco bell, Ill chose dell taco! You catch my drift?  Multi-choice, chose A, B, C…..I want D!  I don’t want to answer like everyone else, and I don’t think like anyone else.  Blessing or a curse, I think of it as a Burse! Ok I am a complete nut case does anyone else feel this way? 

So that was my crazy rant, if anyone else ever feels this way, send me a line!