Contract of Amittere Anima

Authors note: This is what happens when I get really bored. I do hope nobody takes this one seriously. Feel free to get anyone who you like to sign it for you. If you want to sign it yourself as the secondary and fax it to me so i can sign as the primary, i'm fine with that. My original, in microsoft word, has a very legal looking seal watermarked on the background, and has a darker one in the top right corner.

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Contract of Amittere Anima

This document verily states that the secondary singer of this binding contract, hereby agrees that at the time of signing and from thenceforth perpetually, yields any élan vital that is currently possessed unto the primary signer. This will grant all rights, privileges, opportunities, and appanages, that are directly stated by the primary signer, implied, and ever were, are, and will be existent in the secondary signer to the primary.

In turn for affable sacrifice of becoming the secondary signer, that individual will gain all benefits, privileges, and/or rights of helotry, thralldom, and villeinage from the primary signer. Specific rights, benefits, and privileges otherwise are to be negotiated and placed in writing between the primary and secondary signer before the signing of this Contract of Amittere Anima for the assurance of the secondary due to asperity of any acquisition upon post-signing.

In signing, the primary is granted immunity from litigations, accusations, expressions of dissatisfaction, and otherwise inadmissible communications to or from any personage resulting in the secondary singer receiving benefits, privileges, and/or rights inflicted by the primary. The secondary, in signing, states an understanding of all principles, benefits, rights, limitations, and immunities to be issued to and from the primary signer.

Terms and conditions are termination of contract are non-existant and can not be annulled without the unpressured agreeance of the primary signer. Any termination clause must be compiled, written, reviewed and signed before the completion of this contract.





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Primary Signer


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Secondary Signer