My hand at limericks

My god damm crazy wife
Came at me with a knife
She slipped and fell
And went straight to hell
And now she’s nagging the afterlife


There was a man from Dover
Who woke up with a very bad hang over
He’d got so drunk
He’d slept with a skunk
And now he’ll never recover


There was a man from Yale
Who really loved to inhale
Cocaine on the side
And now he resides
In a county jail


When ever you start feeling sad
Remember your poor old dad
He raised your brother
And slept with your mother
And now he’s completely mad