Where to Vacation?

I love to travel to new locations.
My favored hobby is a good vacation.
Between crowded cities and rampant hotels,
A week outdoors sounds refreshing and swell.

Should I visit a tropical jungle?
Wait, scratch that, I forgot the antifungal.
How about the African Serengetti?
No, Delta would never let me pack my machete.

Now those beaches are always in style,
Maybe I can buy my own private isle.
But I need a vast frontier to roam,
That's why the mountains will be my new home.