Ex and His

The Ex and His

1.  Why do most ex husbands get remarried?
To have playmates for their children.

2.  What dose a mistress and a husband
Have in common?
They both are in the marriage for the money.

3.  Where does a blond go to find her husband?
His wife’s house.

4.  What does an ex-husband and a car dealer
Have in common?
They both do trade ins for a younger model.

5.  What do mothers and second wives
Have in common?
They both clean up someone else’s mess.

6.  Why does a man smile when
He says his wedding vows?
Because “I do” “I do” and “I do”

7.  How is a second wedding different than the first?
A different dress.

8.  What is the first thing a married woman knows?
He did, He did, and He sure enough did.

9.  What does dating and fishing have in common?
You have to have the right bait.

10.  What does ex-husbands and shoe strings have in common?
You keep tripping over them.