Narcissist

Through the Elysian Fields
more like the gates of Tartarus
came the God of Flamboyancy
rawness, your excellency

They say eat some humble pie
show some humility
but I'm a 4400 naturally
I don't need promicin
to show my ability

What's wrong wit bein
and optmistic narcissist
especially when all my haters
are acrophobic pessimist

Scared to look above you
to see a lovely pergerine falcon
swooping down from the heavens
on the head of you ground-ridden penguins

Drink some Red Bull
get yourself some wings
and stop bein prejudice
hopin I burn up in the sun like Icarus

Cuz I'm ingenius
like two percent of the population
and I'm tryin to change it's fuckin complexion
make it a uptoic type of nation

So what if I watch my ball go over the fence
like Barry and Griffey
so what If I dance in the endzone
like Deion and Icky
just stand back and admire the perfection that is me

Minus all the hatred
and bigotry
a land where people
support each other willingly

My brothers and sisters please
stay way from that Janet Reno
that white bitch is killing you all
everytime i see you it's like a walkin funeral

Maybe you should switch
to that Marilyn Monroe
I heard she pick you up when you down
turnin that frown upside down
like Charlie Brown

But she aint trustworthy neither
you might end up layin across your bed
like you got hit with that ether

Maybe Rita Hayworth is the dame
I heard she have you feelin freaky
you know the sex goddes of Gilda fame
but if she hit you with the cold shoulder
don't put the blame on mame

The lesser of two evils
might as well be the same
I'm tryin to beat the other team to a pulp
but it's a mean ass game

It's hard when all you people are alike
we need some variety
stop following everyone else
and get your own identity

Stop talkin all that babble
selah selah
you wanna get through to me
use a fuckin obsenity
then there will be no more obsensities
and we'll live in tranquility

I wanna be the one
to give the next Alonzo Mourning a kidney
Find Bin Laden
and talk him into some type of treaty

Find a cure for all my anxiety
find out why the horrors of history
are always haunting me

I know I can help
but I come at it leisurely
now I'm lookin at it tactically
resembling Cleopatra
come through night in a rug secretly

I come to the world
as a vision of prosperity
riding on a commet
to another galaxy