Memoirs of a Narcissist

Did I tell you that I'm the best? At what? Well at everything. I am very helpful, I will help you with all your problems. My advice is always wanted by all. I would truly give you the shirt off my back but make sure that you look at the pricetag, just so you realize how much I've sacrificed for you.

See you think you know but you really don't know anything. I have to make sure you understand that I am smarter than you. I was put here to preach knowledge to the world, I know it and feel it.

What did you say? I wasn't listening. Was it about me? I'm sorry to hear your bad news but as usual I have sage advice for your dilemma. 'You should've done this...' is my motto you know.

'You shouldn't do that! That's wrong. If I was the parent...' You need to hear it all. It's for your own good. Not that I'm judgmental. I can't believe you got this far without me!

The world is just waiting to hear from me. I am the answer. You must feel so honored that I give you my time. My time is precious you know.

Now you have no time for me. It's my knowledge your jealous of and it must be so hard to live in my shadow. I rule, not because of your default but because I'm better than you are. Sometimes its lonely being the best. Did I tell you that I'm the best at being lonely? Better than you.