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FUBUGER (5:54:37 PM): i feel crazy..
FUBUGER (5:55:10 PM): like being prison.....
FUBUGER (5:55:13 PM): yeah
dickknucklejones (5:57:34 PM): just jerk off
FUBUGER (5:57:38 PM): my weiner is sore from that honestly
dickknucklejones (5:57:59 PM): see how many time u can nut in a 24 hr
FUBUGER (5:58:01 PM): 4 max
FUBUGER (5:58:17 PM): i got sensitive parts young man
dickknucklejones (5:58:25 PM): 8
dickknucklejones (5:58:40 PM): lube up
FUBUGER (5:58:41 PM): signed all the papers today for the offer on the house
FUBUGER (5:58:49 PM): i went over to the neighborhood
FUBUGER (5:59:13 PM): its nice, the nices place i would ever live...pretty cool huh
dickknucklejones (5:59:28 PM): how was it
dickknucklejones (5:59:37 PM): wow
FUBUGER (5:59:49 PM): neighborhood pool, park, and tennis courts
dickknucklejones (6:00:03 PM): is that the one that u ben tryen to get
FUBUGER (5:59:56 PM): a block away
FUBUGER (6:00:02 PM): yeah
dickknucklejones (6:00:22 PM): sweeeeeet
FUBUGER (6:00:18 PM): its got a big deck so you will have a place to stay
FUBUGER (6:00:26 PM): har har har
dickknucklejones (6:00:52 PM): ill sleep out der
FUBUGER (6:01:12 PM): and a shed you can go in there with squirrels and play ass bingo
FUBUGER (6:01:25 PM): or duck duck goose
dickknucklejones (6:01:59 PM): that made me choke lol
FUBUGER (6:02:27 PM): all the woodland creatures would become really familar with your taint and what not
dickknucklejones (6:03:29 PM): they are
dickknucklejones (6:03:38 PM): is good
FUBUGER (6:04:37 PM): i want to write a novel about a lumberjack who falls in love with critters and makes love with them, even the wood chucks
FUBUGER (6:05:00 PM): he would be a mel gibson look alike
FUBUGER (6:05:21 PM): with a uncircumsized snake of a penis
dickknucklejones (6:05:37 PM): they whould chuck his wood
FUBUGER (6:05:52 PM): how much mel would a wood chuck chuck if he could chuck mel
FUBUGER (6:05:53 PM): lol
dickknucklejones (6:06:11 PM): ha
dickknucklejones (6:06:41 PM): he could be a sovit spi
FUBUGER (6:06:54 PM): like spys like us with the guy from ghostbusters
dickknucklejones (6:07:09 PM): and the woodlend critters are notzzies
FUBUGER (6:07:39 PM): hiel gibson
dickknucklejones (6:08:10 PM): hhhaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaalol
FUBUGER (6:08:02 PM): du spaten de twat der goochgruben
dickknucklejones (6:09:03 PM): thats pricless
FUBUGER (6:09:39 PM): DU SPATEN DE TWAT DER GOOCHGRUBEN....MY NEXT TATTOO
dickknucklejones (6:09:50 PM): mybe can jobs as writers since there all on strik
dickknucklejones (6:10:12 PM): across ur stoumch
FUBUGER (6:10:25 PM): WILL YOU SHAVE MY BELLY WHEN YOU COME DOWN
FUBUGER (6:10:41 PM): i want you to do something really gay for me
dickknucklejones (6:10:50 PM): hell yeh
dickknucklejones (6:11:01 PM): ok
dickknucklejones (6:11:08 PM): im meen no
FUBUGER (6:11:07 PM): way beyond cutting my hair
dickknucklejones (6:11:28 PM): go on
FUBUGER (6:11:22 PM): on my head
FUBUGER (6:11:43 PM): those clippers went thru hell just to let you know
dickknucklejones (6:12:14 PM): ahhh i bet
FUBUGER (6:12:22 PM): pubic hades (hell)
dickknucklejones (6:13:36 PM): i keep mines well groomed
FUBUGER (6:14:12 PM): sometimes i let mine go...then jen complains about all the pizza crust remnants she finds in our bed clothes
dickknucklejones (6:15:38 PM): u gotta get the dog to clean that up
FUBUGER (6:16:34 PM): for some reason once my pubic perfume is on the crumbs i cant get any animals to come near them, something about the smell of death and what not
dickknucklejones (6:17:31 PM): thats my problem to
dickknucklejones (6:17:40 PM): im poopen
FUBUGER (6:18:08 PM): i typed a letter to granny whilst i was a poopen
dickknucklejones (6:18:18 PM): greasesickels
FUBUGER (6:18:17 PM): uhh
FUBUGER (6:18:25 PM): that made me gag a little
dickknucklejones (6:18:50 PM): lol
dickknucklejones (6:18:57 PM): 4real
dickknucklejones (6:19:37 PM): ooooh
FUBUGER (6:19:33 PM): greeease siiickles
dickknucklejones (6:19:58 PM): yes yes
dickknucklejones (6:20:25 PM): has a nice ring to it
FUBUGER (6:20:47 PM): does..you should patent it
dickknucklejones (6:21:16 PM): got the greease siickles
dickknucklejones (6:22:40 PM): use poop en fart sounds to make beets
dickknucklejones (6:22:57 PM): ohh its called rap
FUBUGER (6:22:59 PM): (c)rap
dickknucklejones (6:23:33 PM): word up
dickknucklejones (6:23:37 PM): yo
FUBUGER (6:23:45 PM): yo yo yo i am MC poop sickle laying down shitty beats yo!