Youth's Insanity

"Are you ohfuckinkay? I was just wondering because, you know, you were acting sort of weird back there. Back at Andy’s place...? Don’t you remember? Well here, I got you this. Don’t shake your head. Swallow this; it’ll make the headache go away. Trust me. You’re lucky my mom wasn’t home or else I’d have kept you outside.

"Anyway, I don’t know what the hell happened to you last night, Chels. One minute you and I are on the porch throwing rocks in the pond and the next you’re drunk out of your mind. I came back from the bathroom and you and Colton Muth were making out on the couch. Don’t look at me like I’m the crazy one. I thought you hated that kid. That’s not even the worst of it. Oh God, trust me there’s a shitload more.

"You made a fool of yourself. And before you accuse me of not saving your ass, you insisted on dancing on the table. I’m not even fucking kidding. You said you weren't drunk and told me to fuck off. So, I backed the fuck off. Chels, you’re a bitch when you're drunk. Then you and Miranda Fields started to get into a fight. You remember that don’t you? Just a little bit? Yeah, probably not. It was over something so fucking stupid. You’re gonna laugh when I say this, because it’s so fucking retarded. Michael Reans. I swear. That seventh grade bullshit was brought up again. Wasn’t that like three fucking years ago?

"I was getting ready to leave and was looking for you when Miranda told me you were with Colton upstairs. Don’t look at me, Chels, I couldn’t do shit. I wasn’t going to run up there and beat you into your senses. But fuck it; if you and Colton did it it’s okay. At least your first time was with a hot guy.”