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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. Whenever in doubt, let the Zombieness take you over.:
 Your reaction if you saw a zombie pony would be…
       Ooh! A pony! It’s so cute and adorable and...I think it just ate my finger.        
       I want it I want it I want it I want it. Mummy, Buy me one. NOW.        
       Pony want an apple? Here, a nice juicy apple. No, wait, that’s not an apple, no ... AAAHH!!!        
       I think I can see my missing calculator in its ribcage.        
       THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. HALP.        
       Wtf?        
2. It's a bitter life.:
 Why is my lemonade by the window.
       Magic. Wooooo.        
       I don't know, why is there a dodo in the kitchen?        
       Its because you put it there.        
       My mummy sez I should stop pwaying the computer.        
       It was playing hide and seek with the broom.        
       Wtf?        
3. The Duck Billed Platypus:
 Oh no where did the duck billed platypus go?
       It went to make origami hats.        
       It's promoting the awareness of pink to support its family.        
       Nowhere. It's just hiding from the camera, and your shotgun.        
       It spontaneously combusted. Like a grape.        
       IT CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL.        
       Wtf Wtf?        
4. Some people get this way quite often. You'd be surprised O_o:
 You feel ...
       Like a lemon        
       Scared        
       Moderately confused        
       Like eating something. Give banana. Now.        
       Like a bar of freshly bought soap.        
       Wtf?        
5. An extreme situation. None of us want to be there. But just in case :):
 If you were the last man, and I was the last woman...Or vice versa.
       Shoot! There goes my freedom of choice.        
       I'll find the last surviving lemming and marry it.        
       I'd find great amusement in playing tiddlywinks in a minefield.        
       I'd Start a nuclear war. Hey, no one can stop me.        
       I’d repeat the word ‘Cheesecake’ over and over again. Cheesecakes are goooood.        
       OMFG WTF?        
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