10 things I hate about you

Parody of the movie, written about an ex. Nobody sue me please :)

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I hate the way you chew too loud even on water,
You're spoiled and snobby, you're daddy's little daughter,
I hate the way the toilet seat doesn't stay up or down,
You rip it off and take it with you when you come around,
I hate the way you give me directions, when I already know the way,
You think I'm homophobic just 'cos my friends aren't gay,
I hate the way you keep me waiting ten minutes too long,
You're vegetarian except for chicken, apparently that isn't wrong
I hate the way you hate the way I like the way you look,
You've read four hundred magazines but never a book,
And the thing I hate most, before we part and go,
I hate the way you love me, even though I hate you so.