Seating Problems

It wasn't unusual, if you worked in a modelling agency, to be called down to an interview in another part of town. This interview, however, was proving to be somewhat strange - and it hadn't even begun yet. She'd been given an address and told to present herself there at a given time, alone and in certain clothes (just everyday garb, nothing kinky), and when she'd arrived, it had been at an old abandoned warehouse to be greeted by a sharply-dressed woman who introduced herself as Suzy. There seemed to be no company insignia anywhere, but the warehouse itself was in top-notch condition.

Suzy led her towards a door in the rear wall of the main warehouse. She was slightly shorter than Xenia, and almost as attractive, yet in a very different way. She let them into a spartan office space, closed the door and turned to face Xenia.

"All right, first things first," she said, "I haven't brought you here today for an interview - I've brought you here for a test." Suzy produced a large, rather alarming device from seemingly out of nowhere.

"What's that?" Xenia arched one perfect eyebrow.

"This? It's a shrinking ray, and before you say you don't believe me-" Suzy brought the machine round to aim on Xenia, pulled the trigger and smirked as the model shrank to six inches tall.

"... Oh my god!" gasped Xenia.

"Bit of a wake-up, right?" Suzy stepped forward so that each foot blocked Xenia's route of escape. The shrunken model stared up what seemed like miles of leg and dress, to the face looming at the top. "Anyway, since you know what you're dealing with now..." Suzy stepped back, twisted a knob on the shrink-ray, and fired at Xenia, who grew back to normal size as rapidly as she'd shrunk.

"So that's it?" snapped Xenia. "You brought me here to show me shrinking works?"

"Not quite," replied Suzy. "I still need you to do some things for me."

"Such as?"

"Well, first off, shrinking me."

"What?"

"You heard." Suzy sat on the only stool in the room, and handed the ray over. "I want you to fire that thing at me, and then when I've shrunk I want you to sit on me."

Xenia just goggled at her. "Sit on you..."

"All in the name of research."

Xenia shrugged. "It's your funeral."

"Hopefully not literally. When you're ready..."

Xenia levelled the ray, breathed deeply, and pulled the trigger. Suzy seemed incredibly calm as she shrank - maybe she'd done this before. the suited woman stood up on the centre of the stool.

"Okay, Xenia," she said as the model leaned in close, "Hit me with your booty!"

"Uh... is this some kind of sexual thing?"

"Being sat on by somebody dozens of times bigger than me? With a very real chance of dying? Yes, I lie awake at night dreaming of being smothered by some girl's hot ass," snapped Suzy. "Just get on with it!"

Whatever, thought Xenia as she lowered herself gently onto the tiny woman. The smothering comment lay heavy on her mind, an she lifted off almost immediately.

"Hardly what I was expecting," said a voice from underneath her. "Put your weight on me!" Reluctantly, Xenia obliged, praying the strange woman wouldn't go splat as she rested her haunches on the stool. Something wriggled, and she lifted off again.

"No! I'm sorry, but I can't do this!" she said, turning to the tiny woman. Suzy sighed.

"Oh, very well then, but I tell you, you'll regret not doing it. Hit the reset button on the ray, it should put me back to normal."

Xenia pressed the button marked "Reset", and looked up startled as the gun was torn from her hands. Suzy pushed her and she tripped backwards onto the stool.

"Alright, since you won't experiment on me, I'll just have to do it to you!" she hissed, and pulled the trigger.

Xenia shrank. She shrank past six inches. She shrank past three. She shrank past a single inch tall. In fact, she didn't stop shrinking until well below the half-inch mark. And this time, she barely had time to draw breath before Suzy's massive backside crushed the wind out of her. She lay prostrate beneath the madwoman's ass for what seemed an eternity, before the pressure lifted, and she heard a voice say, "Geez, since you've been such a pain in the ass to me as normal size, you can be a pain on my ass now!"

Xenia was lifted into the air, vaguely aware of movement below her. Then she was dropped, falling between two walls - one white and made of fabric, the other with a noticeable fleshy characteristic. At a point below, one met the other, and she landed there. The voice intoned, "As you wouldn't let me learn anything by sitting on me, I'll just have to hope I can wing it here. I would've done it to you anyway in the end." Then the knicker elastic twanged back, and she was alone in the dark of Suzy's underwear, trapped against the curve of her ass.

Suzy picked up the shrink-ray and pulled out a tiny but very important transistor. She regarded it for a moment, then placed it on her tongue and swallowed it. She wouldn't need it for a while, and when she did she'd send her Ass-Pet down to find it...