Captain Bigfoot & Crew 2

Billy Bob- You know Parrot Pete, sir?

Bigfoot- You mean Yeti's assistant?

Billy Bob- Yeah.

Bigfoot- What about him?

Billy Bob- He's a parrot.

Bigfoot- ...yeah, and?

Billy Bob- I want a parrot.

Bigfoot- Why?

Billy Bob- The author thinks we should get one.

Bigfoot- Why?

Billy Bob- Reasons.

Bigfoot- Good reasons.

Billy Bob- Yeah, I thought so too, sir, but I understand if you don't want one.

Bigfoot- Why wouldn't I want one?

Billy Bob- Because, sir, I only know one parrot store, and I don't think you'd like it.

Bigfoot- It can't be that bad. Set sale for the parrot store!

-At Yeti's Ship-

Yeti- Where's that stupid parrot? He should be done with spying by now!

Little Yeti- Well, maybe-

Yeti- SHUT UP! Wait, look at the script. Wasn't your name Yeti Jr.?

Little Yeti- I asked the author if I could have my name changed. I'm not your son.

(Parrot Pete arrives to the ship.)

Yeti- There you are! What took you?

Parrot Pete- Arrgh! Me got information! Bigfoot's getting a parrot!

Yeti- Why would I care?! You keep telling me stuff I really don't need to know! What am I, his godfather? Only tell if it something to do with treasure! I don't care about his everyday life!

Parrot Pete- Sorry, sir-

Yeti- Call me Yeti!

Parrot Parrot- Right, sorry, matee-

Yeti- Once again, call me YETI! ...by the way, what was the point of this scene?

Little Yeti- I'm not sure. I think the author didn't know how to fit us into this episode.

-At the Happy Flappy Parrot Pet Store-

Bigfoot- The 'Happy Flappy Parrot Pet Store'?

Billy Bob- I told you you wouldn't like it.

Joanne- (happily) Hi! Welcome to the Happy Flappy Parrot Pet Store! I'm Joanne, wanna hear our song?

Bigfoot- No, we just want a-

Joanne- (angrily) You're going to listen to our song. You're going to listen and like it!

Bigfoot- Fine! Sing your stupid song!

Joanne- (happily) C'mon everybody!

All the Workers- Happy Flappy! He'll always be there for you! Happy Flappy! He's one heck of a parrot too! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Happy Flappy!

Joanne- One more time!

All the Workers- Happy Flappy! He-

Bigfoot- SHUT UP! We just want a parrot!

Joanne- Right this way, little flapers! (Leads them to parrots) This one is perfect for spying, he's very fast and clever. (Next parrot) This one's very slow, has a low IQ. He also has a condition where one foot is bigger than the other.

Bigfoot- One foot bigger than the other? Huh. Freak.

Billy Bob- We'll take the first one.

Bigfoot- Wait! We'll take the second one!

Billy Bob- What?

Joanne- Sold! Have a good day, little flappers!

Bigfoot- Finally Someone who shares the same condition as me! C'mere, Little Bigfoot!

Billy Bob- Well, you are the captain.

(The end)

Mr.Tooth Fairy- Wait! I wasn't in this episode!

(Don't care. The end)