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Rated: 13+ · Thesis · Action/Adventure · #1312055
A study of the Crusader.
9/28/07
1:30am
The Crusader
Muzzy editorial.

  How could it happen? A Catholic Priest has terrorized the country with
his vigilanty justice. His name, Lin Chi: Japanese. His skill in the martial arts
of Ninja are supernatural. He is a ghost. No wall or guard can stop his
bloody mission.
  I am embeded in a SWAT team of over a hundred men and women officers.
We have searched down town Porstmouth four six hours. .. I was elected
to purchase @Moe's sub-sandwiches for the SWAT team and salads for
the female officers. ... I prefer the pea soup at the @Rusty Hammer.
  I have dubbed Fr. Lin Chi; Father Ninja. He appears to limp with a cane.
There is a sword in his cane and he can hop like party girl tossed from a car.
His victims appear to be random. .. An elderly man asking for direction
was decapitated. .. The priestly collar and stunning serene face has left
a bloody path of unsuspecting victims. ..
  Tragically, five teenage girls on route to a beauty contest, were mercilessly
spanked with his sword cane. . They asked what part of South America he
came from. .. His anger is swift and unpredictable...
  Japanese Ninjas were hired by the New Hamshire Public Works...
Suprisingly, a large number were employed at @Hibachi Japanese Steak House
on Lafayette Rd. .... They kept their chieft approns on while on the city's
payrole. Our SWAT team moved at snails pace from house to bar, to
acupuncturist and massage therapist. ... It was futile.
  Father Ninja had fled. ... What kind of madness drives such villainy?
There was only one clue... He despised the @Red Sox hitter Manny Ramierez.
What decent citizen can sleep with such evil unchecked?

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