Have you ever ran into a Jackass? You may be surprised. |
The Jackass A young boy asked his father dear … “Do Jackasses live on farms 'round here?” His father paused and in a serious tone Said, yes my son, but not there alone You see them in so many places Here and there with many faces Some tall, some short, some fat, some thin Some simply meet you on a whim You may see them at your school Jumping around and acting real cool Sometimes they follow you into your home Claiming they’re your brother and never leave you alone You may play against them in a game Where they cheat and scream and call you names One day you may see them at your work Bossing you around like a blubbering jerk The biggest ones like to drive on the street Speeding and weaving on the edge of their seat They've even called me on the phone Bugging me to buy things or take out a loan One time years ago I knocked on one’s door He sent out his dog and laughed with a roar At some point, no doubt, you will look in the mirror And sure enough one will appear But just as time will heal a wound So to will a Jackass change it’s tune So sit back and chuckle when one gets in your way Sit back and wait till the end of the day For the morning will come and the Jackass will wake And realize that yesterday was one big mistake |