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Rated: E · Folder · Comedy · #1296880
Short stories, (hopefully,) poems and other funny stuff
If I have got you this far, then I will ask you one more time nicely, WIPE YOUR FEET ON THE MAP, okay, now come in, careful, careful, 'no, not on that antique rocker, (aside), you oaf! Nothing, nothing. Here, just sit here, and here's your tea and cookies and this folder. It's nothing, you can get it wet, it's your copy, after all. Just remember, I provide the entertainment, and you, what's your part of the deal???
That's right, no, no, not eat the cookies, LEAVE A REVIEW!!! Please???
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