Have I Got Some Juicy News

Subject: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 11:51:20 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: NaughtyNurse
To: Star999, Rebelyell, KittyKat

I heard it from the postman today, and I couldn’t wait to tell you.

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 11:55:30 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: Star999
To: NaughtyNurse

What? You hit send before telling us. Today has been so boring I’d welcome some juicy news, so give already!

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 11:59:10 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: NaughtyNurse
To: Star999, Rebelyell, KittyKat

Sorry, so exited I forgot to tell you the news. I found out Dr. Darren Stevens from work is secretly having a fling with Clarissa. You know, the bottle blonde receptionist in his clinic. She lives down the street from him! Well, this has been going on right under his dumb wife’s nose. He sneaks into Clarissa’s place almost every afternoon just before going home to the wife and kiddies.

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 12:02:45 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: KittyKat
To: Star999, Rebelyell, NaughtyNurse

No, really? How did the postman find out? Wow! I thought he and his wife Celeste were happy since he stopped his drinking. So he just exchanged boozing for fooling around?

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 12:02:45 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: Rebelyell
To: Star999, NaughtyNurse, KittyKat

I don’t who this Darren is and maybe Star999 doesn’t either. Don’t forget, NaughtyNurse, we only know each other through the local chat room. How about you, Star999? By the way, gals, wouldn’t it be nice if we learned each other’s real names and a bit about each other?

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 12:03:04 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: NaughtyNurse
To: Star999, KittyKat, Rebelyell

What a great idea! I’m Agatha, married to Alvin with one 10-year-old boy, Dennis. As you can probably tell, I’m a nurse at the free clinic in the strip mall.
Who’s next?

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 12:04:12 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: Rebelyell
To: Star999, NaughtyNurse, KittyKat

It was my idea, so that’s me. I’m Debby just come here from Atlanta with one husband, two kids, and three dogs. Hee-Haw!

Come on down, KittyKat and Star999, don’t be shy.

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 12:05:07 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: KittyKat
To: Star999, Rebelyell, NaughtyNurse

Okay, Cathy here. I’m single, no children, but live with two spoiled Siamese cats. Agatha and I work together at the clinic where I’m the front desk clerk. It’s great to finally meet you two, at least your real names. LOL

Star999, you ready to share your name with us? By the way, I like your screen name. Does it have a meaning for you?

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Subject: Re: Have I got some juicy news
Date: 06/28/2007 12:05:47 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
From: Star999
To: Rebelyell, NaughtyNurse, KittyKat

Why, yes, Cathy, it certainly does. The meaning of my name is star, and 999 is my street number. I’m Celeste, and my husband’s name is Darren. I want to thank you, Agatha, for letting me in on this juicy news.

Now, I must sign off. My husband just walked in the front door to spend the evening with his dumb wife and kiddies, and you know I want to share these emails with him. Bye for now.

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