Unlucky One

Once upon a time
In a far, far away land
A Knight came to the King
And asked for his daughters hand

The King was delighted
For his daughter was not very pretty
And if she was to become an old spinster
That would be a pitty

But the Knight would have to be very brave
To face marriage with this girl
So the King send him a long way
To find the Gigantic Pearl

The Gigantic Pearl was heavily guarded
But the Knight made it very clear
If any of the Seaguardians were to survive
They shouldn't come near

Seaguardians aren't that smart anyway
So they tried to kill the Knight
But the Knight was brave and also strong
And he easily won the fight

The Knight headed back to the castle
Fealing as light as a feather
But half-way back to his future home
He was unpleasantly surprised by the weather

As happy as he was
He was swept away like the feather he had felt before
But after a while he landed in the sea
And wasn't that happy anymore

After the Gigantic Pearl had fallen on his head
The Knight was sent to oblivion
Maybe you think that is bad
The Seaguardians would find you wrong

For they saw him fall
Like a brick out of the sky
And they laughed their asses off
While they watch him float nearby

However they hadn't forgotten
The previous accident
So after they finished laughing
To their own King, with him, they went

The Sea King was already pissed off
His dinner had swam away
But after he declared the Knight to be killed
He walked to his bed with a sway...