a salad of life's more different musings. |
ever thought of a saying you heard that didn't make any sense, but was just so funny? well, put it here for the world! |
where does the babysitter find her husband.... at his wife's house (Ida_Matilda_Wright Help ) i'm not a pervert, i'm a sexual innovator! (peacemonger ) how is it that the fattest country in the world is so obsessed with being skinny? (peacemonger ) Today is July 31st. Let that be a lesson to you. (Steev the Friction Wizurd ) <monster's voice>see? i told you this would be sweet!</monster's voice> (peacemonger ) quote from carlos mencia: headline: donald trump slams rosie odonald. dee-dee-dee: oh, no. a fat, rich white man, attacking anopther fat, rich white man! (peacemonger ) do you know how much radiowave interceptors cost these days? (peacemonger ) Person one: Stop being so defensive! Person two: I'm NOT being defensive! (Ravenwand, Rising Star! ) My grammie's got a recipe for this (Coal ) i hate you thiiiis much! =D (peacemonger ) I can't find the cat over there! (Kemma ) this just in- we have a live interview with tom cruise just after losing his brain! so tom, how do you feel? "actually, i feel exactly the same." (peacemonger ) Look. It's an In&Out that got run over by a fast car. Ewww, don't touch its head. (Steev the Friction Wizurd ) i said you could touch it, not grab it! (peacemonger ) why does a car co so fast? 'cus its a racetrack! (peacemonger ) hey, it's a weasel!... where's it's head? (peacemonger ) Total Displayed: 16 |