The battle of a dieter. |
Come on scale go down, go down! Blast you why do you keep going up? I am watching what I eat Was it that Frosty or the fries the other day? I was so meaning to be good I ran an extra mile to burn off those unwanted calories I ate a salad for a week now at lunch Scale oh scale why do you blaspheme? I really do try hard I started counting carbs the other day I cut down on them But I can’t seem to do without that Snicker’s bar You know it was calling my name I was so good; you know I was so good Just meet and veggies for dinner and salads for lunch What is with you scale? Can’t you see all the hard work I put in? But it’s never enough It’s pure abstinence or nothing Here I sit drinking my 64 oz of water a day Exercising, counting calories- every last darn one What do you give me this week? A 1lb loss Do I really have to fight this hard to lose? Apparently yes Are all the sweat and tears worth it? Sometimes, I’m ready to throw in the towel There’s a thin person in here waiting to get out So along I plug Scale you better be worth it This week another pound down How’d I do that? Don’t ask That chocolate bar is calling me Do I eat it or not I know the answer But my inner child within calls yes She’s doesn’t care about my resolve I am not going to give in this time It’s just not worth it Now I am learning to love my scale That wicked beast trapped around my ankles I’m going to make it I am over the hump Here comes that chocolate milkshake What am I going to do? |