Mildly-foul, completely nausiating Alpha-spoof for Sam's "Mother of All" contest |
Prompt: Alpha poem; A-Z or Z-A. (Each line begins and ends with the same letter.) Alpha line starts with "A." Beta line begins with "B." Can't remember if the Greek's had a "C." Darn it! This is kind of hard! Etymologists are insane. Fu . . . dge-sickles! Freaking double-fudge!! I should have entered a cook-off! Grrrr . . . it's so frustrating. Heck, I figured by now, I'd be through. I wish I knew big words. Words like "tarsometatarsi." Just need a "J" word now . . . ??? . . .! . . . jfgkljsrdjhkjsdfkjsdlhgwlj Know what? I feel better now; what a kick! Losing control is good for the soul. Mighty fun too! No real "J" word; but I'm to "M" (Wham! Bam! What a scam!) Now I'm torn. Fourteen lines into it, and I can't think of an "N" word to end in. Oh . . .look at that . . . I'm almost done. Good for me! Bravo! Perhaps this is easier than I thought. Yep. Quite simple, really. Ah, where am I now? "Q". Crap! This sucks . . . Ah-ha! "Suq." Righto! Thought I was gonna need a tranq. (Now, a Q-word pops up. Hardy har har!) Stupid "last letter" words . . . Think they're so smart! Up theirs! And yours too, U! Very nice, it's finally ov-- What?! A word ending with "V"? What do I do now? "X" it all out. That's what! Again . . . this sux!! You think it's easy? You try. . . Zip it up and give it pizzazz! It's too tough for a word-klutz like me. Geez! |