Girls (Essay on Female Divinity)

Girls are good. They are…. Good. Socrates would say…. Girls are…. Alright. Perhaps Plato would say that girls are better than good. Historically, the T-Rex and girls have shared little in common. Likewise they have next to nothing to do with Wyverns, or other dragonical creatures. It is a well-established fact that Neil Young is God. However, girls are superior to all things, God included. By that token I have taken to the notion of referring to wymyn as God. Literally speaking, Rei (a girl) is God, so my notion remains unrefutable. However, since girls are intrinsically superior to God, my steadfast belief that girls are God is paradoxical. Perhaps God is paradoxical intrinsically in that she is a master of nothingness. “Girl” refers to a young human female, whereas “Womyn” refers to an ‘adult’ human female. Some girls refer to Alf as “an okay guy.” Wymyn have perception capacity at least equal to that of their non-attractive alternative. Circus peanuts are assessed as being a food many people find disgusting, but if you love them then you really appreciate in-depth the delicious worth of their attributes indubitably. Many people throughout time (see: the 14 Dalai Lamas, Jim Morrison, and President George W. Bush) have noted girls and wymyn as one of the most quintessential reasons to exist. Although girls themselves often fail to comprehend the full extent of their ineffable excellence, it is a commonly held analysis of life that girls are the most greatest thing ever. Many girls do not talk to Doug Donoughe. Time is sometimes considered in actuality to be an attribute of existence invented by wymyn in order to give purpose to their excellence; as time is required for acknowledgment to exist. However many thousands of years ago wymyn are thought to have forgotten their intokability and have since lost the use of their omnipotence. But as the New Thoughtists implied, the female sex could regain their absolute influence through deliberate thought to that effect. To think outside of the box every moment of every day is to truly understand your options. Furthermore, girls still unknowingly wield more than trace amounts of omniscience in the way that they control my mind entirely with malice and love. Many places accommodate girls because otherwise nobody would give a damn about places. Places gain their value through girls. The constant semi-masochistic style of humanity to purposefully and systematically stifle and devalue their undeniable ineffability leads thousands of billions into the dark realm of not indulging in the delicious absurdical nothingness of everythingness that could be very easily attained. To laymen’s termifiy the prior contemplation, people doubt themselves and their own doubt passes onto others in the form of failing relationships. A true truth could only be found by agreeing to lie to one’s universe out and out. That is the space of time we are all occupying today. Too bad for us. Sometimes we rise above for a moment. Take it and leave it as it comes or else be destined for superior greatness. Not apples, instead a pear a day keeps the doctors away. Away from the unemployment line.