Pluto Declassified as a Planet |
The telephone rings at the residence of Mickey Mouse. "Duh, Hello?" "Hello, Goofy. Is Mickey home?" "Gosh, no. Who is this?" "It's Pluto." "Pluto the dog?" "Yes, it's Pluto the dog!" "Garsh Pluto, I didn't know you can talk?" "Well, I can. Is Mickey there?" "No, he isn't." "Listen Goofy. Please tell Mickey...no...tell the world that I am on the planet Pluto, protesting the fact it's been declassified as a planet." "Well, gee-wiz Pluto. Everyone knows you're not a planet." Mickey Mouse enters his home. "Pluto, Mickey just got in. You want to talk to him?" "Of course I do!" Goofy hands the phone to Mickey. "Hello?" "Hi Mickey, it's Pluto." "Pluto the dog? My dog?" "Yes, Mickey. It's Pluto the dog." "I didn't know you can talk, Pluto?" "Well, I was going to. You see, when Goofy talks, everyone thinks he's nuts. I didn't want to be like Goofy." "Well, Pluto. Why are you talking now?" "Mickey, I am on the planet PLUTO. I've decided to stay here until the status of Pluto is back as a planet." "Pluto, you're a dog, not a planet. Eveyone knows that." "If everyone have the same intelligence as you and Goofy on Earth, I think I'm more comfortable here." {ep:1} |