Sore Thumbs

My goal is very simple.
I must stay alive and save the world.
X,y,a,b,up,left,right...the combination that keeps me in the fight.
I've got mad skills like Master Yoda.
I need to pause the game to get a soda so I don't get caught in the trap of my enemy.
Get the high score to live in imfamy.
You see the secret passageway that leads to the clone generating lab?
Put its destruction on the "objective completed" list.
I'm getting a cramp in my wrist!
OH NO I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
I almost have this game beaten.
This game that's eating up my weekend.
He can only take a few more hits and his energy will be depleted.
Mission completed.
Game defeated.
So let me grab another.
Oh brother.
Here we go again!

THE END

Man...I need a girlfriend.