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Rated: XGC · Poetry · Fantasy · #1186095
To the tune of "Twas The Night Before Christmas"
"The Night Before Last"

'Twas the night before last, and all through the house,
My wife was not home, not even the mouse;

I was horny as hell, and hung like a horse,
In hopes she'd be home, so we could run our course;


The children were gone, it was their weekend away,
This was so perfect, we had plenty a time to play;

With visions of her pussy, just riding my cock,
It was throbbing a beat, to the grandfather clock;


I had just went upstairs, and climbed into bed,
With anticipation of my wife, giving me head;

When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter,
I jumped out of bed, to see what was the matter;


I opened the window, hit my head on the sash,
Flew opened the shutters, and fell on my ass;


The full moon brightly shining, gave a lustre below,
To the two creatures stiring, all covered in snow;

And what to my wondering eyes did appear,
My wife all naked, and Santa drinking a beer;


He giggled and laughed, as my wife danced around,
Like a whore full of gas, as they fell to the ground;

I heard him call out, all kinds of foul names,
He had plans for my wife, to play his f***in games;


He told her to suck on his fat little dick,
This is your present, from Jolly Ol' St. Nick;


I couldn't stand it, not one minute more,
I ran down the stairs, flung opened the door;

As I got outside, oh lickety split,
They were engaged, in one hell of a kick;


Her legs were spread wide, pointing up to the sky,
He was humping her ass, as she let out a cry;

I yelled to that asshole, get the f**k off my wife,
As I heard him say, "I'm Cumming, What a hell of a life";


He got up an ran, so lively and quick,
His belly would jiggle, and so would his dick;

I heard him exclaim, as he rode out of sight,
"Have A Merry F**king Christmas, And A F**ked Up Night".


Written By: David E. Chartrand
12/03/2006
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