GO AHEAD AND HAVE YOUR JOLLIES

Have a holly, jolly Christmas, but I won’t be around.
Mistletoe and all that snow, fell and hit the ground.

Go ahead and have your jollies, but don’t expect me to join in.
I’m darned tired of the holiday follies, and wearing a phony grin.

Oh ho, ho, the mistletoe, all the wrapping on the floor.
Me, I’d rather be in bed, after tossing you out the door.

So have a holly, jolly Christmas, and don’t choke on the ham.
Hope you have a good one, but I don’t give a damn.