"Holly Jolly"

"Holly Jolly"

It's a Holly Jolly Christmas,
The best time of my years!
Why don't you sit your tush,
At the pointy top of Christmas tree, my dears.

It's when Santa gets depressed after yelling at his lazy deer,
It's when little kids steel their parent's money and buy root beer.

It's a Holly Jolly Christmas,
The best time of my years,
This is when we beat prizes out of Santa,
And let us be his fears!

It's when idiots like us go buy expensive green and red napkins,
The time when we buy new decorations, and get rid of all the pumpkins.

It's a Holly Jolly Christmas,
The best time of my years,
This is when we beat prizes out of Santa,
And let us be his fears!

This is when we get on the "Naughty List" and we don't care,
Cause, Santa knows that there are bad kids wanting presents, everywhere.

So, have a Holly Jolly Christmas.
The best time of the year!
So, come on down to North Pole,
To get some root beer.