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There's a guy over there, is he talking to me?
No, it's himself whom he's talking to, he must be crazy!

Now his conversation is taking a turn,
The words that he's speaking have become very stern.

Now he's waving his arms and becoming irate,
This him verses him when will it abate?

His tone to himself is calming right down,
Who'd talk to themselves, he must be a clown.

This one man duologue is amusing and funny,
And it's great that I don't even have to pay money!

Now he's turning around and I'm the fool now I fear,
That's a mobile phone headset stuck in his ear!