Karma part Two

Mexico City, 1998.

Mexico City is a crazy place. Hold on, I need a drink for this....jeez, I probably need a few. Let me pour one...better, better.

So this is part II of my first Karma story, so I'd better tell it right!

Well, I'd been kickin' around Mexico City for a little while, and I'd fallen in Love with a girl....it just fricking happens, it really does. Mexican girls, well, ......well, just go there and then you tell me about them.

So anyhow, I was enamoured with a real rustic sort of chica, so enamoured that I realised I had to get away or I'd soon be living with her and conducting myself in every which sort of way that she thought a husband should conduct himself. Not a half-bad sort of arrangement, as I look back upon it, but that is not how it worked out.

When I realised that I was In Love with the girl, the lady, the Angel, I took to my feet, I got outtathere. I was only in my early twenties!!! So when I knew I was in love, I made haste.

I arrived in Mexico City. My favourite City, by the way, if for no other reason than that you can go and get yourself the most marvelous sandwiches at any time of day or night, and fruit juices, also.

Anyhow, once again, I stray from the point.

I had rented a room, wisely, from a Mexican fellow. It was so cheap I can't even tell you the price, you'd get the wrong impression. But I had been wise enough to rent my room very close to a youth hostel, so as to meet the Fellow Travellers.

Well.....I would stand before any court and say that this particular Korean girl was the most beautiful thing in all the World that I'd ever seen....more entrancing than the Pyramids of Giza, more provocative than any "Rue" in Paris.....I swear!

Well, she went out with us as a group....and somehow.....somehow! it was she that accompanied me back to my filthy little place in the desfuncto.

But she was drunk as you could ever expect a girl to be. She had bought a bottle of tequila by herself,


-----Sorry, I'm too drunk to write the rest, I really am....forthcoming I promise---------