Political Limericks

Tony Blair (UK Prime Minister)

There once was a man they called Blair,
Who had this "political flare"
But on power he thrived,
into war he soon dived
and now the whole world's in despair



George Bush

A man with a brain size of a pea,
Was given a presidency,
Calling Saddam a beast,
He invaded the east
With intentions of setting them free.

Tensions, they started to boil
When he occupied more and more soil
But soon he had fled
For it turned out instead
That he only went in for the oil.