MOTHER-IN-LAW

Hello, welcome, listen to my voice while I sip my gin
I can’t wait till we get to the end,
I picked up my pen, so I could tell you a sin
A wicked mother who shouldn’t be a hen
Just the saying of her name makes my blood crawl
She need to be arrested and charged with going against the law
Not the one with the Bush involved
He still trying to get Iraq to fall, but this is about a mothers law
God forgive me for getting the people involved
But I must let the truth triumph the wicked lies
The deceptions that my black eyes have grown to despise
Fuck the Bull shit, I need to let her know she need to repent
Pardon my French but the green got me thinking to vent
She acts like she filled with the Passion of Christ
But her actions are colder than black ice
Bring your head forward I’ll give you some insight
And how a mothers envy could lead her to shame
Please listen up church members this is an emotional drain
How could a woman cause so much pain,
But steadily think everyone around her is the one insane
I stutter as think of her face, not wanting my memory in that place
So many fucked up situations just ask me for a day
I’ll be able to tell how she fucked up that date
Pardon I need a break to sip some tanqueray,
So my thoughts can begin to float away
Now it’s time to relinquish my thoughts for free
No paid admission, today it’s on me©