Chicken Blues (or How I learned..)

A small chicken farm owner realising the outbreak of bird flu, releases the few 10s of chickens he has into the wild fearing infection (as no health officials seem to be in sight)

Of these chickens are a lover couple who run towards a nearby forest hoping for a properous life where they will not be found. But alas a hunter see the female one and throws a stone from wherever he is standing (actually its like around 20 or so meters). This poor guy doesn't know chicken flu is on the loose and he would get killed (but did i tell you, the female one didn't have any infection though the male was infected).

Seeing the female one being nearly killed by the stone, the male chicken (which knew it probably was infected due to its deteriorating body condition) wanted to take revenge by killing itself and presenting itself as food to the hunter so this guy can get killed too due to flu. The male chicken falls on the ground and pretends to be hurt and is taken by the hunter instead of the female one which is pushed out of sight into the bushes by the male. Yeah everything happens as expected and the guy is now apparently in heaven

Here in heaven people who were killed eating chicken with flu are being fed with the same chicken that caused them death only that this time they won't die and can enjoy the chickens to the max After dying in heaven the male chicken is reborn as a poisonous beetle that is eaten by the very female chicken who he loved and whose's life he saved.

Both die and are reborn as chicken in the same farm. Meanwhile the flu situation has improved

Moral of the story: Love never dies!