What The Hell!!

Rodney hated the fact that his sister,his baby sister, was dating Jeff. Not that Jeff lied to, cheated on,or beat on his little sister, he just couldn't understand why Keisha was going out with a white boy! It wasn't no white folks in their neiborhood!
"Where you meet his at!?"
"I met him at the mall why!?"
"You ain't see no niggas at the mall!?"
"Yeah, but I ain't won't none of them niggas, I wanted him!"
This argument went on for the longest. Rodney's friend Chuck,(who secretly lusted over Keisha)didn't like the "urban/suburban" connection either. Every time he saw her, he would say something real slick like,"what you see in that white boy" or "where your little fake Eminem at", which in unjealous terms meant, Why am I not good enough for you but he is!
Rodney and Chuck were mad, Keisha wasn't stuttin' either one of em', and whiteboy Jeff was just happy he could come in the "hood" without the dope dealers thinking he was there to buy some crack, thanks to Keisha of course. Now Rodney didn't spend all his time hatin' on his sister and her ivory lover. He had his own nubian princess he was trying to get serious with.
Sheena was her name and Rodney couldn't get enough of her. Caramel skinned and gorgeous, he made sure everywhere he went, she went and everywhere she went he definetly was trying to be there, She was way to fine to be out in the streets without her man, so he thought.

One particular Sunday, Rodney and Keisha's aunt had a little get together,a housewarming celebrating the purchase of her new condo.A little music, some wing dings and speghetti, play some spades,"bring yall's, cuz my man gone be there!" auntie would say. "Find you a nigga to bring Keisha, and leave that white boy at home" Rodney said laughing, "He don't know nuttin' about how black folks get down."
So the night of auntie's little shindig, Rodney brought Sheena and Keisha brought her boo Jeff. The tension in the air was a little tight that night, but not because of Rodney's dislike of whiteboy Jeff,or Keisha being mad at Rodney for treating Jeff like an outcast.
But when Rodney walked in the door with Sheena, Jeff's face instantly dropped, like a bookey who had just saw just saw a tax collector step in the door. The same look was on Sheena's face too. Both Keisha and Rodney had the, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON face, and everybody else there had the, SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN face. Jeff played it cool though, turned to Keisha and said "Remember I was telling you about my crazy baby mama."
"WHAT THE HELL!!!"