a parody of Papa Don't Preach written for the "pen a parody" competition. |
Papa I know you’re going to give the test Can’t you see it’s killing me But you should know by now That I don’t want you Your lectures were always too long Now I’m telling you if you hear this song I might be in your class But I don’t need it now The way you say “Sweetie please” The way you describe Hercules We’re in an awful class, can you here what I’m saying - Please Chorus: Papa don’t teach, can’t you just please cease Papa don’t teach, can’t you keep the peace I have you at home, so I don’t need you here, oh Don’t need you here, mmm… My friends all just laugh at me When you ask me about geography Can’t you just pick another Oh but you don’t bother With you I can no longer just be me I need a little help with my strategy What I need right now is another teacher, please (chorus) Teacher, teacher pack up and just leave I’ll give you some help with a great big heave I’m not your teacher’s pet so go ‘Cause I don’t need this, I don’t need you, so please (chorus) Papa don’t teach, can’t you just please cease Papa don’t teach, can’t you keep the peace (repeat) Oh, I don’t need you here, ooh Don’t need you here daddy I know, finding another teacher |